Ever been at a loss for words? As a parent this was a frequent occurrence.
There was the time C, then about 6, asked me “Did you and Dad make love five times?” (three of them, two miscarriagges).
I believe I replied, “I’ve lost count.”
Then there wast he time CR, probably about 5, asked me, “Is Good Real?” Neither my liberal Jewish upbringing nor my membership in a UU congregation as an adult prepared me for this. I dropped the ball. CR then asked my oldest, M, who shrugged. I promised to ask our minister — she answered, “God is as real as anything else.”
Then there was the time CR asked the same question about Santa Clause — he was about 6. As I was mulling over how to answer this, C, then 8 1/2, came into the room. I was sure he was going to give the show away, but he merely replied, “I bet Santa uses Federal Express.”
Ever since I’ve been stuck with image of Santa at the North Pole trotting down to the local FedEx office with a sleigh full of presents …